JUST 4 FUN!
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- Old Realtors never die ... They
just get listless!
- Why would anyone invest their money
with a person called a "BROKEr"?
- Question: Why do realtors' kids
like to be born cesarean?
- Answer: Because you get a
WOMB with a view.
- GROANER: Q: Why did the
realtor take up landscape painting?
- A: Because she wanted to
canvas the neighborhood. (I warned you it was a groaner.)
- Johnny Carson while portraying Karnack
the Magnificent once said "ANSWER: HUT 2, 3, 4 ... HUT 2, 3, 4,
- Question: What is Directly
across the street from HUT 233
- A sick employee called his boss and
told him that he just couldn't make it in because was feeling under the
weather. His boss responded by telling him that when he is feeling
sick he does not give in to the symptoms. He slips out of his pajamas
and has his wife give him a gentle massage while taking a hot bath. He
tell his employee that he really needs him because the company was extra
busy and that he should try his home remedy. After a couple of hours
his sick employee showed up at work and visited his boss' office. His
boss was pleased and said "Well I see you took my advice."
The employee smiled back and said "I sure did and by the way you've got
a beautiful master bath!"
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- More to come....